A naked guy in Miami was high on something and ran around chewing people's faces off.
He was shot and killed by police.
It took four bullets for the guy to finally stop. He's dead. And the headlines are all abuzz about this 'zombie' in Miami.
Everyone's talking about it . . .
. . . myself included.
Some are saying it's the beginning of a zombie apocalypse. It's the end of days. We're all gonna die.
Mom always told me, "Don't fear the dead. It's the living you need to worry about."
And if the living happens to be high on some mind altering substance, multiply the fear times infinity.
But if Mom was wrong, and zombies do start an apocalypse, have no fear.
The media will blast some other random story to distract us from the real problems going on at our front doors.